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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by SouthernMoss, Jun 12, 2003.

  1. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    Gunfyter, here's one for you. :D


    Man driving down road.
    Woman driving up same road
    They pass each other
    Woman yells out window, "P I G !"
    Man yells out window, " B I T C H! "
    Man rounds next curve
    Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

    Thought For TheDay : If only men would listen!!!!!
  2. tuckerd1

    tuckerd1 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds familiar!!
  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    SM, yep that's me. Neanderthal to the end. My wife will love it.

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    Boomatic New Member

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    I am laughing

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  5. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

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  6. Sir Bug

    Sir Bug New Member

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    Hi,

    You mean that was the woman who ran over my wife?

    Life is a two-way street. (Get the pun?)

    Your Friend in Dixie,

    Sir Bug

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