If only...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by armedandsafe, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to
    his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you
    firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top
    pantyhose.

    "While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept
    silent.

    The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on
    each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed
    these up, we could get rid of your bra."

    This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
    grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place,
    she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get
    rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool boy, and your
    brother."

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