If you find any I could use some

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 358 winchester, Mar 1, 2007.

  1. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    While surfing the web please keep your eye out for some reasonably price brain cells I need some spares. Please do not include any they may be tainted by liberal thoughts:D :rolleyes: ;) yep i am bored
  2. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    I have been looking for quite a while.
    Don't hold your breath.
    They are HARD to come by.

  3. I've been looking too, Ron, but so far, ziltch. There seems to be a major shortage of them right now. The shortage began in November last year, I understand. The FDA has also issued a recent warning that brain cells originating in either Washington DC or Hollywood should be avoided at all costs. They are known to contain severe moral and intellectual difficiencies making then completely useless for implantation into normal brains. :D ;)
  4. xxxxxxl

    xxxxxxl New Member

    Jun 19, 2004
    The best place to find brain cells is in the bottom of a bottle of Crown Royal. It is an equal exchange; the Crown comes out brain cells go in.:D :D
  5. A google search did not turn up any brain cells for sale, but I saw a good deal on case lots of jake brake pads for 18 wheelers, if anyone is interested. :D

  6. gunfreakboy

    gunfreakboy Member

    Sep 20, 2005
    Buffalo, N.Y.
    Had I known they would be this scarce I would have saved some in my earlier years. Could sell them on E-bay.:)
  7. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    I don't have any to spare.... HUCK does though...but they have been heavily tainted with liberal thoughts, so i wouldn't take em!!!!! :D

  8. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    I found some:D I found some:D
    only problem is the were once owned by a tupperware salesman so I am a little worried that I will be showing up at peoples door and not know why I am there,
    The Glock company swears they weren't used much:eek: :confused: :rolleyes:

    That one is for you Glocknut :D :D ;) :p ;)
  9. But Ron, Glocks are so well-made and simple to use (unlike certain other firearms ;) ), that continuous brain cell replinishment is unnecessary. :D
  10. Ron, have Carla pick up up one of them Hand held Card games. I like Free Cell. I can exercise my brain while ..in the bathroom:eek:

    If I'd known you could sell them, I wouldn't have lost so many when I was younger:D
  11. Light Coat

    Light Coat New Member

    Dependa on how many you need. I've got some spares I'd be more than willing to trade for a low mileage kidney or a sober liver.
  12. clmanges

    clmanges New Member

    Feb 2, 2007
    NE Ohio
    Odd that there seems to be a shortage. I seem to notice more and more people these days who seem to be brain donors.

    I still have a sufficiency, myself . . . I think . . .
  13. hoser1

    hoser1 New Member

    Jun 7, 2006
    I fried mine ages ago
    I've been faking it all these years
  14. pawn

    pawn Active Member

    Jan 31, 2007
    Crossville, TN
    good stuff....

    brain cells- such an apparent disparity between conservatives and those gosh darn liberals......
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