I'm the luckiest man alive!!!!

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  1. jstgsn

    jstgsn Well-Known Member

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    Today I received an email from an army Major stationed in Iraq. I don't even know this man but he has made me the following offer:

    "I secured a huge amount of money that I will need your help to move out of the Iraq. I need a good partner, someone I can trust to receive this funds on my behalf. It's risk Free. You will be entitled to 30%. of the funds.
    Please do respond if you are interested.
    U.S. Army Maj. Kevin Cochie"

    I am so proud of this man I sent a copy of his email address and offer to the local FBI hotline so they can properly thank him.

    Can't wait for my money...

    Lucky me.
  2. Ken W

    Ken W Member

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    Nice. Now if they actually do something to catch the little scamming, scumbags it really would be a lucky day.
  3. HunterAlpha1

    HunterAlpha1 Former Guest

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    wouldn't you just feel terrible if you received a bunch of money from him :D
  4. Alpo

    Alpo Well-Known Member

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    I wonder, when I hear about scams like that, about the people that fall for it.

    Are they just trying to be helpful, and will only take their 30%? Or are they planning on keeping it all?

    Are they morons or thieves?
  5. jacksonco

    jacksonco New Member

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    for a moment I thought you were going to say you were going to run off with my wife.
  6. Juker

    Juker New Member

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    I just love the internet. It's always a delight to receive wonderful offers from total strangers ...
  7. jack404

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    heck i get 3 of these a day , plus one from some princess and another the wife of the oil boss in burqina fassau
  8. gun runner

    gun runner Former Guest

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    LMAO!!! :D
  9. Bobitis

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    I wouldn't settle for anything less than 70/30.:p
  10. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    He may be of Nigerian descent. I get emails from them all the time.
  11. gosixpack

    gosixpack New Member

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    I got one of these also. Dumb ass scammer gave Kevin Cochie a promotion. He is a Captain (Not Major) assigned to Special Ops at Ft. Campbell KY
  12. Ledslnger

    Ledslnger New Member

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    I bet most if not all of them come from Nigeria. Whole country is full of scammers. I can't believe the high concentration of scum in that country.
  13. Grizz

    Grizz Active Member

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    Some people are scamming the scammers, they basically kind of go along with it making the scammers think they will get money and then ask for something like you need money for a hotel or something and some people actually pull it off. I would never want to try anything like that though.
  14. Fast Forward

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    I thought they were all Scams too but, 5 grand for 1/2 interest in a Bridge in Brooklyn New York was just to good a deal to pass on
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2011
  15. 68c15

    68c15 Well-Known Member

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    hey, that's interesting. it seems we are partners since I have the other half. let's charge a super high toll to anyone from Nigeria
  16. goofy

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    Well sense we are on the subject I have 50 acares for sale at a great deal! It is water front(and back)and I am told it will be dry enough to build on in 20+years and you can own it NOW FOR A SHORT TIME at a reduced price just send me a deposit to hold it for you:rolleyes:
  17. flintlock

    flintlock Well-Known Member

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    I had to pass on it, I guess you were next!
  18. ponycar17

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    spam@uce.gov

    It goes directly to the Federal Trade Commission and they handle this mess.
  19. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    LOL :D Guys ran off with my exwife all the time...sorry part is that they kept bringing her back! :mad:

    mike
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  20. Fast Forward

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    Glad we found each other,,,by the way the tax bill is due I need you to send me 2 grand to cover your half
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