i'm too old

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  1. 22WRF

    22WRF Well-Known Member

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    An 'older gentleman' was out fishing in his boat one day when he heard a
    voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around but couldn't see any one. He thought
    he had just imagined it, when he heard the voice again. "Pick me up."

    He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. The man
    said, "Excuse me? Are you talking to me?"

    The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me. I'll
    turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and I'll give you more
    pleasure than you've ever dreamed of."

    The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
    carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

    The frog said, "What, are you crazy? Didn't you hear what I said? I said
    kiss me and I will give you days and nights of pleasure like you've never had in
    your life!"

    The man looked down into his pocket at the frog and said, "Nah. At my age,
    I'd rather have a talking frog."
    Last edited: Feb 16, 2006
  2. flopshot

    flopshot New Member

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    nice to know i'm not the only one. just seems less complicated to have a talking frog. :(
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