I'm Voting Democrat

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  1. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT Active Member

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    I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq
    I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday
    CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies
    so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.
    They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution
    as THEY see fit.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days
    to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there,
    when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

    I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
    I've decided to marry my horse.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene
    but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?
  2. Good one, Al! And oh so very true! The airheads in this country, who now seem to be in the majority, will vote themselves bread and circuses come November, and we can kiss the Republic so many of us fought for, and some of us died for, goodbye. :(
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    It's hard for me to realize that so many "sheep" are being taken in by this "senator's" bulls**t (143 days active in the senate)... :mad:
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    I've already forwarded this on my email list. Thanks Al. :D
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    Thanks for sharing that! I just copy & pasted it to my close friends who are able to think for themselves and understand that the role of government is not to act as my surrogate parent.
    :eek:
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    Ditto
  7. AL MOUNT

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    Good man....... I hope everyone does ...... ;)
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    nice post, the title scared me, but I read it anyways.
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    NOBAMA Just say no to socialism in 08
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    I'm voting for Pat Paulsen!

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  11. AL MOUNT

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    Dude.......:eek:.....he's dead .... :eek:

    Patrick Layton Paulsen (July 6, 1927 – April 24, 1997) ... :(
  12. He would still be better than any candidate running now, Al. :D;):p
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    No thanks, I'll keep my change!
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    A picture is worth...

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    Mmmm, OK... :)
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