Implants .......

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  1. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

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    MICROCHIP Implant
    Allows Islamic Terrorists
    to Speak to God.
    The implant is specifically
    designed to be injected in the forehead.

    When properly installed, it will allow the
    terrorist to speak to God!!!

    It comes in various sizes:
    Generally from .223 to .50 cal.


    The exact size of the implant will be selected by a
    well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will
    also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.

    The implant may or may not be painless.
    Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches
    and pains are extremely temporary.

    Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the
    injection site. In most cases, you won't even
    notice it.

    Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

    Best regards,

    U.S. Military
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    firefighter1635 Well-Known Member

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  3. lonewolf204

    lonewolf204 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a good plan!
  4. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

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    Great plug for the implants, but you left out the use of SilverBulletGunOil.net
    The possibilities of the "One Shot One Soul" line would fit right into your implant ad quite nicely. :)
  5. jack404

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    works with empty .308 shells too

    just gotta hammer em in ...
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    time2shoot Well-Known Member

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    :thud::lmao:
    Thats to funny
  7. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

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    i'll tell ya about it over a beer one day

    your shout first up , i aint payin for wasted beer ;)
  8. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Stop it. You guys are making me laugh and it is hurting my stitches. :lmao2: You guys are killing me. :D
  9. Iron Eagle

    Iron Eagle Well-Known Member

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    Spent .50 cal shells will work better. Just use a 32 ounce hammer.
  10. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

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    oh to be young and innocent again eh ? ;)

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