Indian Winter

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  1. Indian Winter

    It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote
    Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief If
    The Coming Winter Was Going To Be Cold Or Mild.

    Since He Was A Chief In A Modern Society He Had
    Never Been Taught The Old Secrets. When He Looked At
    The Sky He Couldn't Tell What The Winter Was Going
    To Be Like.

    Nevertheless, To Be On The Safe Side, He Told His
    Tribe That The Winter Was Indeed Going To Be Cold
    And That The Members Of The Village Should Collect
    Firewood To Be Prepared.

    But Being A Practical Leader, After Several Days He
    Got An Idea. He Went To The Phone Booth, Called The
    National Weather Service And Asked, 'is The Coming
    Winter Going To Be Cold?'

    'it Looks Like This Winter Is Going To Be Quite
    Cold,' The Meteorologist At The Weather Service
    Responded.

    So The Chief Went Back To His People And Told Them
    To Collect Even More Firewood In Order To Be
    Prepared.

    A Week Later He Called The National Weather Service
    Again. 'does It Still Look Like It Is Going To Be A
    Very Cold Winter?'

    'yes,' The Man At National Weather Service Again
    Replied, 'it's Going To Be A Very Cold Winter.'

    The Chief Again Went Back To His People And Ordered
    Them To Collect Every Scrap Of Firewood They Could
    Find.

    Two Weeks Later The Chief Called The National
    Weather Service Again. 'are You Absolutely Sure That
    The Winter Is Going To Be Very Cold?'

    'absolutely,' The Man Replied. 'it's Looking More
    And More Like It Is Going To Be One Of The Coldest
    Winters We've Ever Seen.'

    'how Can You Be So Sure?' The Chief Asked.

    The Weatherman Replied, 'the Indians Are Collecting Firewood Like Crazy.'
     
  2. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
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