Irish Confession

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Apr 15, 2012.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'

    The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'

    Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'

    This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'

    'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.

    'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.

    At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

    The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

    The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'

    The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply,....'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'..


  2. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
  3. jlloyd73

    jlloyd73 Active Member

    Nov 28, 2010
  4. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

    May 5, 2009
    Southern AZ
  5. herohog

    herohog New Member

    Sep 4, 2011
    Shreveport, LA
    Blue Waffle perhaps...
  6. flintlock

    flintlock Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2007
    Upstate NY
  7. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

    Ohhhh .... That's sick, really sick ..... best laugh I'll had in weeks !!!
  8. cashorcarry

    cashorcarry New Member

    Oct 3, 2011
    Are you sure she wasn't wearing "pumps"???????
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