Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by nffritos, Mar 17, 2010.

  1. nffritos

    nffritos Active Member

    Nov 14, 2009
    Reno Nv
    Subject: FW: Irish Story

    Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.
    The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
    The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in
    Ireland are ya from?'
    The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'

    The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what
    street did you live on in Dublin?'
    The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in
    the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central
    part of town.'

    The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world.
    So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
    The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy
    Innocense, of course.'
    The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so
    did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

    The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I
    graduated in 1964.'

    The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be
    smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe
    it? I graduated from Holy Innocense in 1964 me self!

    About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and
    orders a beer.
    Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his
    head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

    Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

    Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.'
  2. dianalv

    dianalv New Member

    Aug 3, 2009
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    Cute! Not heard that one before.

  3. big steve

    big steve New Member

    Aug 8, 2009
  4. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

  5. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Location location


    Thanks Nffritos
  6. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world!
  7. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

    Jul 8, 2009
    You know it to be true..:D:D:D:D
  8. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    It cannot be debated.
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