Is it possible ?

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  1. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

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    My mind has been working all night long and I have been wondering !
    If a mouse trap was to be placed in the wifes undies drawer and set would we survive the incident or would she become a widow?

    If a live non-poisonous snake was put in the wife's toilet bowl and the lid lowered would we survive the incident , we could swear it came up the pipes!

    If a dead mouse was put in the cook pot so that when the wife takes it from the drawer, would we survive?

    I guess I better slow down on the peanut butter, hot pepper and potted meat sandwiches, late at night they make me have strange dreams ?
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  2. SARG

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    You are having dangerous suicidal tendencies......... you may require medication.
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    You like living dangerously, don't you?
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    Ditto to both of the above post. :eek: :D



    Art
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    No more Aceteomenophin for you:eek:
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    all good ideas... i survived putting plastic ( clear) saran wrap over the toliet under the seat and heating it tight with a blow dyer. lowered the seat and it was invisable..:D well the dear wife has a bladder the size of a tea cup and is good for 2 trips to the head during the night. yes it worked she also came into the bedroom and attempted to choke me but i over powered her even though i was laughing so hard i almost wet myself....for those of you brave enough to try let me know the outcome
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    When we were first married I tried the "fart and pull the covers over her head" routine. One swift kick to the jewels stopped that crap! :eek: She said she didn't mean to do it, but we all know the truth. :D

    Live dangerously if you must, but have your will ready.
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  8. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Ron, I would not even POST that, let alone TRY any of them -
  9. mrkirker

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    Hmm, the phrase "Death Wish!" comes to mind!

    (You forgot 'itching powder' in the undies!)
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  10. kutaho

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    Thats what i was thinking:D
  11. The retribution for such activities would be truly Biblical, Ron. Try Jeremiah 15:3 for a description. :D;):p
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    last night I put a rubber band around the trigger of the sprayer in the sink and waited for my wife to turn it on, I heard her cussing from across the house!
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