Italian Bread

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by montezumaz, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

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    Two older fellas, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

    The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

    The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

    So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at a bakery.

    As he was looking around, the lady baker asked if he needed any help.

    He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"

    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

    He said, "I want five loaves."

    She said, "My goodness, five loaves ... by the time you get to the fifth loaf, it'll be hard!"

    He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this Italian bread thing but me."
  2. nynomad

    nynomad New Member

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    I like it!
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