Italian guns (old)

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  1. nffritos

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    >> Subject: FW: Italian Guns


    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns
    down through the
    family
    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to
    his bedside. "
    Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my
    chrome plated .38
    revolver so you will always remember me."
    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about
    you leave me your Rolex
    watch instead?"
    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA
    business, you gonna
    have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe
    a couple of
    bambinos "
    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you
    wife inna bed with
    another man.
    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and
    say, 'Time's Up'?"
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