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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glocknut, Mar 14, 2004.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood..........

    Does anybody know ?!!

    I mean, I really wanna know.....could just might be the most important question of our time..... :D

    mike
  2. JohnnyRobotic

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    most likely 2 times his body weight. Now that is just an esitmate for our average wood chuck, for instance if a wood chuck were to train for the wood chucking olympics he could probably do 4 times his body weight, and once back in '85 i say one do 5 times, WHEW what a day !
  3. Xracer

    Xracer *TFF Admin Staff Mediator*

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    Don't know much about woodchucks, but.......

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
  4. JohnnyRobotic

    JohnnyRobotic New Member

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    now i I imagine they would be stored in some sort of pickled pepper Silo, that usualy holds 8-10 pecks, depending on humidity
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    How much muck would a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck would upchuck?
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    gpostal Former Guest

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    you guys need to go back to bed
  7. 45Smashemflat

    45Smashemflat Active Member

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    A woodchuck would chuck just as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, assuming a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Don't know how much but you know Sister Sue saw sea shells down by the shore by the score and - - -

    SO FORTH!!!!!!

    It isn't 0237 but I still can't say it straight!!!!!!

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  9. wuzzagrunt

    wuzzagrunt New Member

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    Ain't no wood on a Glock.
  10. gpostal

    gpostal Former Guest

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    If you could uncock a glock ,how many cocks would it take to recock the uncocked glock
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    Good one gpostal!
  12. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    I'm pretty good at the woodchuck one, but i never could get the Peter Piper one.......

    Just too much tongue work.....

    mike
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    Try this one:

    Big black rubber baby buggy bumpers.

    :D:D:D:D
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    ...... and this one from my daughter:

    say "toy boat" ten times as fast as you can. :p
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    Try decaf guys...It'll let ya get some sleep on saturday night so's ya can make it ta church the next morning, then spend the rest of the day fishin' and nappin or watching the NASCAR race.

    ISB
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