It's a good thing I bought my new laptop yesterday

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  1. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Yesterday I bought a new laptop. I am glad I did because my grandson came over and visited a gaming sight last night and now I have a virus on my desktop PC. You know, the FBI one. The one that prompts you to pay with a credit card so they can fix it. My PC is completely dead and if I ever get my hands on a hacker I am going to break his fingers and his computer. So I am typing on this laptop and it's alright. I am starting a mens Bible study in January and this laptop will enable me to use my notes quickly and I can refer to Bible scripture fast. Also, since I will be in the Bible study class I can pray for the hacker that got me. I pray that Jesus finds him before I do.

    I am glad I have a fiend that is a computer tech so now my question to all is this. How many holes should my grandson dig outside for infecting my computer? This is not the first time that he has crashed our computers and he is a genius and knows exactly what he is doing. He is in for a rude awakening when he comes back over because I am going to have a bill for him to work off. He has never had a blister on his hand but I will take care of that.

    Thoughts?
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  2. dons2346

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    " How many holes should my grandson dig outside for infecting my computer?"


    How many do you need? I'd say probably twice that.
  3. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I like the way you think. Maybe some rocky soil too.
  4. 68c15

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    I say you only need one hole. trouble is, will it be in the right spot? (Cool Hand Luke reference)

    my boys know what the wrath of Dad is like. t2s saw a small tiny taste of it yesterday. God help them if they do something bad and they know it.
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    That's a tough one Jim. Depending on the size, 5 should teach him a lesson.
  6. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    5 x 2 = 10. Perfect.:D
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    Depends upon how deep they are.
  8. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Blister deep.
  9. norahc

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    6 feet? :eek::D
  10. 68c15

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    David Allen Coe had a song about kids like that. trying to remember it now.
  11. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    6 x 2 = 12 feet deep. Cool. 10 holes 6 feet deep.: Then he can fill them.D
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    I'd say deep enough to bury all of your pink outfits.....but that might take an excavator!
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    Or, what us naughty kids did here is have to move a massive piece of wood usually like 200 pounds from the front to back yard or across the property so many times.That thing was not round either, it was square. No wonder I had muscles and a six pack by the time I went to high school. lol
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    have him dig one. big enough for him:( then tell him you ar going to bury him up to his neck if he does it again:eek::D
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