Its all in the name

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    ibtrukn
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    > > A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he

    > > >glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.

    He

    > > >soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and

    behold,

    > > >she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a

    conversation,

    > > >he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

    > > >

    > > >She turned, smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education

    > > >Convention in Chicago."

    > > >

    > > >He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen,

    > > >sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex

    education!

    > > >Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your

    > > >business role at this convention?"

    > > >

    > > >"Lecturer," she responded "I use my experience to debunk some of the

    > > >popular myths about sexuality."

    > > >

    > > >"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"

    > > >

    > > >"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men

    > > >are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American

    > Indian

    > > >who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is

    that

    > > >French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish

    > > >descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all

    > > >categories is the Southern Redneck."

    > > >

    > > >Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I'm

    > > >sorry." She said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I

    > > >don't even know your name."

    > > >

    > > >"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me

    Bubba."

    > > >

    > > >



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    I always knew there was something about Bubba.........
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