It's been so hot that . . .

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by aero, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. aero

    aero Member

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    .....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
    .....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
    .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
    .....hot water comes from both taps.
    .....you can make sun tea instantly.
    .....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
    .....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
    .....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
    .....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
    .....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
    .....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.

    .....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?


    .....you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.


    .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.


    .....the cows are giving evaporated milk.

    .....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.



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  2. skullfr

    skullfr New Member

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    love it good stuff
  3. aa1911

    aa1911 Active Member

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    no kiddin', man it's hot here! been mid 80's and even into the 90's last couple weeks, ouch. I guess we're lucky cause it's not raining but it's sure not the 75'F I'm used to...

    Last few years it seems that summer is only about 7 weeks, 4th of July thru August and then back to rain and/or clouds for the year.

    used to be May thru mid september, what gives?
  4. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Active Member

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    What gives ? ..... We're having Gore-bull Warming !
  5. redwing carson

    redwing carson Former Guest

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    Hell it was so hot down in Salt Lake City, Utah yesterday that Dolly Parton was selling shade on State street.:eek:
  6. geds

    geds New Member

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    Must've been to midgets.....;)
  7. redwing carson

    redwing carson Former Guest

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    Hell no. Full grown men on their hands and knees trying to get to it.:eek:
  8. Buckshot

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    Just sounds like an average summer day here.:D
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