It's Crp and Pistol's fault!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SouthernMoss, Nov 17, 2007.

  1. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    They complained about being sick while I was on our trip, and now I'm sick. :mad: My throat was so raw last night I couldn't sleep, and today my tonsils are so swollen they feel like they're touching. My head hurts, my ears hurt, I have a coughing spell every time I try to talk ... in general, I just feel miserable. :( :(

    And poor Marlin has to put up with me all weekend. :eek: :rolleyes:
     
  2. rosierita

    rosierita Active Member

    Mar 13, 2004
    South Carolina
    :( i hope you're feeling better SOON!!
     

  3. <-----pleading "nolo contendere" and throwing myself on the mercy of the court! :D
     
  4. Let's send out a rescue party for Marlin! :) Marlin! Back away from the sick Lady!

    Maybe Rosie can send over..(CHICKEN ) Soup! :D

    Get better SoMo! & don't share your keyboard w/ Marlin..:eek:
     
  5. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

    Nov 15, 2006
    North Idaho
    Sorry to hear that your not as chipper as normal but tomorrow I hope your back to feeling great. catfish
     

  6. I, delta13 , WANT TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT UNDER OATH:

    that on or about yesterday I observed two funny looking fellows dressed in bad disguises with big wigs and brown bellbottom pants, who I recognized to be Crp and Pistol, who were double dipping nachos into the cheese dip and atleast three times put their heads in the punch bowl and once drank Dr. Pepper directly from the two liter bottle. ------Nothing Follows------

    I, delta 13, HAVE READ OR HAVE HAD READ TO ME THIS STATEMENT WHICH BEGINS ON PAGE 1, AND ENDS ON PAGE 1. I FULLY UNDERSTAND THE CONTENTS OF THE ENTIRE STATEMENT MADE BY ME. THE STATEMENT IS TRUE. I HAVE INITIALED ALL CORRECTIONS AND HAVE INITIALED THE BOTTOM OF EACH PAGE
    CONTAINING THE STATEMENT. I HAVE MADE THIS STATEMENT FREELY WITHOUT HOPE OF BENEFIT OR REWARD, WITHOUT
    THREAT OF PUNISHMENT, AND WITHOUT COERCION, UNLAWFUL INFLUENCE, OR UNLAWFUL INDUCEMENT.

    ORGANIZATION OR ADDRESS: *******************

    WITNESSES: ***** ******

    INITIALS OF PERSON MAKING STATEMENT: d1s
     
  7. Donny made me do it!!!!! Besides, the statement doesn't mention that "someone," allegedly the aforementioned affiant, spiked the punch bowl with Irish whiskey! It was entrapment, I say, entrapment!!!! :D;):p
     
  8. It's a miniature Right Wing Conspiracy! :eek:
     
  9. They expert witnesses shall explain to the court how the alleged spiking of the punch in question with Irish whiskey would be irrelevant because the defendant was already highly intoxicated on Austrian spirits. Futhermore, the affiant at this time has not been charged, and no motoin to merge hearings will be entertained should charges be brought to the affiant. :D
     
  10. And don't try to confuse the jury by claiming there was a third dipper seen crossing the knoll lol
     
  11. Marlin? Can you translate the Militaristic Jurisdictional Legalspeak? :D
     
  12. Pistol was already drunk anyway on beer...

    Delta hasn't been charged....

    Delta will not be tried in the same court as those he testifies against if he is later charged...

    :D
     
  13. So...You're a Victim of Circumstances..You had one traumatic experience as a child. Your Mother smoked a cigarette while she was pregnant & your Father never wore a seat belt, while driving to Church..



    NOT GUILTY! :D
     
  14. Yep...now ya gotta take it to civil court lol
     
  15. Mosin_Nagant_Fan

    Mosin_Nagant_Fan Active Member

    Jan 18, 2007
    Montgomery, AL
    Drink plenty of liquids (limited to water for at least 3 days), keep warm, chicken soup or broth, over the counter cold and flu medicine. Most importantly of all, go see a doctor.

    Hope you feel better.
     
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