Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by wv hillbilly, Jul 5, 2012.
why dont some of you tell us how hot it is
It's hotter than a two peckered billy goat.
ITS SO HOT..I hard boiled a dz eggs just walking from the store to my truck! a total of 50 steps!! my credit cards melted, my tires blew out and the birds were falling from the sky dead! I saw DEAD people walking around begging to go back to HeLL because it was cooler there....
I'm usually a summer kinda person but when you get in the pool and it's like bath water, well........
I'm having trouble with the mid 60's at night and near 100 and humid in the day.
Its hotter than satuns toenail
.....I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog for relief. Heard that one on Carson years ago and is still my favorite.
Another 100+ day. A chance of a shower, It's so dry the trees look like fall. The sycamore's have dropped almost of their leaves.
At my july 4th picnic, a hamburger flipped itself onto the grill to cool off...
I caught a catfish with a tick on it!
WELL!!!!! it's so hot we had to give the chickens chipped ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs
and if you drop an egg
Squirrels here are pouring Gatorade on their nuts.
It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.
Two young women were out walking in the country on a hot summer’s day when they saw a beautiful lake close to the road.
‘It’s so hot! Let’s go for a swim in that lake to cool down!’ suggested the first woman.
‘But we haven’t got any swimming things to put on,’ said the other, ‘ We can’t swim naked!’
‘Oh, don’t worry about that!’ reassured the first woman, ‘ There’s nobody here to see us.’
So they took off all their clothes and got into the lovely cool water for a swim.
After only a few minutes they noticed a farmer walking towards the lake carrying a large bucket.
‘Are you here to ask us to get out of the lake?’ the first woman asked.
‘I think he’s here to look at us!’ said the second woman.
The old farmer frowned and held up the bucket for them to see.
‘No, I’m not here to tell you to get out of the lake and I didn’t come here to watch you ladies swim naked.’ he replied. ‘I’m just here to feed the alligator.
i just looked at the tempeture, 112. i'll post a picture later it may get hotter
what are talking about, In indiana I had 5 inches of snow in the back yard.
when i went to check it out i discovered the the corn from my field had popped.
I was going to compete but after seeing 112 degrees in your area I will kindly bow out. Just don't try to buy any Thin Mint. It won't make it home.
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