IT'S SO HOT.....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by wv hillbilly, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. wv hillbilly

    wv hillbilly Well-Known Member

    May 20, 2012
    mountains of wv.
    why dont some of you tell us how hot it is:D
  2. clamman

    clamman Active Member

    It's hotter than a two peckered billy goat.

  3. hunter29180

    hunter29180 Well-Known Member

    ITS SO HOT..I hard boiled a dz eggs just walking from the store to my truck! a total of 50 steps!! my credit cards melted, my tires blew out and the birds were falling from the sky dead! I saw DEAD people walking around begging to go back to HeLL because it was cooler there....
  4. howlnmad

    howlnmad Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 26, 2008
    Harriman, Tn
    I'm usually a summer kinda person but when you get in the pool and it's like bath water, well........

    I'm having trouble with the mid 60's at night and near 100 and humid in the day.
  5. ryan42

    ryan42 New Member

    Jan 28, 2012
    marion indiana
    Its hotter than satuns toenail
  6. vonotterskull

    vonotterskull Member

    May 8, 2003
    .....I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog for relief. Heard that one on Carson years ago and is still my favorite.
  7. 22WRF

    22WRF Well-Known Member

    May 10, 2004
    Another 100+ day. A chance of a shower, It's so dry the trees look like fall. The sycamore's have dropped almost of their leaves.
  8. mintaka

    mintaka New Member

    Feb 18, 2012
    At my july 4th picnic, a hamburger flipped itself onto the grill to cool off...
  9. Crawdaddy

    Crawdaddy New Member

    Aug 22, 2011
    :pI caught a catfish with a tick on it!:D
  10. wv hillbilly

    wv hillbilly Well-Known Member

    May 20, 2012
    mountains of wv.
    WELL!!!!! it's so hot we had to give the chickens chipped ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs
    and if you drop an egg:eek:[​IMG]
  11. sub-moa

    sub-moa Member

    Jan 25, 2012
    Squirrels here are pouring Gatorade on their nuts.

    It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

    It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.

    Two young women were out walking in the country on a hot summer’s day when they saw a beautiful lake close to the road.
    ‘It’s so hot! Let’s go for a swim in that lake to cool down!’ suggested the first woman.
    ‘But we haven’t got any swimming things to put on,’ said the other, ‘ We can’t swim naked!’
    ‘Oh, don’t worry about that!’ reassured the first woman, ‘ There’s nobody here to see us.’
    So they took off all their clothes and got into the lovely cool water for a swim.
    After only a few minutes they noticed a farmer walking towards the lake carrying a large bucket.
    ‘Are you here to ask us to get out of the lake?’ the first woman asked.
    ‘I think he’s here to look at us!’ said the second woman.
    The old farmer frowned and held up the bucket for them to see.
    ‘No, I’m not here to tell you to get out of the lake and I didn’t come here to watch you ladies swim naked.’ he replied. ‘I’m just here to feed the alligator.:D
  12. wv hillbilly

    wv hillbilly Well-Known Member

    May 20, 2012
    mountains of wv.
  13. wv hillbilly

    wv hillbilly Well-Known Member

    May 20, 2012
    mountains of wv.
    i just looked at the tempeture:mad:, 112:eek:. i'll post a picture later it may get hotter:(
    Last edited: Jul 5, 2012
  14. fleetwood1976

    fleetwood1976 Well-Known Member

    Feb 22, 2009
    Southern Indiana
    what are talking about, In indiana I had 5 inches of snow in the back yard.

    when i went to check it out i discovered the the corn from my field had popped.
  15. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2012
    I was going to compete but after seeing 112 degrees in your area I will kindly bow out. Just don't try to buy any Thin Mint. It won't make it home.:(