Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

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  1. steve666

    steve666 New Member

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    Mar 19, 2010
    Indianapolis, IN
    Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims


    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
    You may be a Muslim

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    You may be a Muslim

    3. You have more wives than teeth.
    You may be a Muslim

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
    You may be a Muslim

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    You may be a Muslim

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    You may be a Muslim

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    You may be a Muslim

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    You may be a Muslim

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
    You may be a Muslim

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
    You may be a Muslim

    11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
    You may be a Muslim
     
  2. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
    Iowa
    This is so funny. love it.
     

  3. Alpo

    Alpo Well-Known Member

    Feb 3, 2007
    NW Florida
    Aside from not being particularly funny, and being racist as hell (gonna tell nigger jokes next?), Jeff Foxworthy never said it.

    If you're gonna post this kind of crap, try not attributing it to the wrong person.
     
  4. Frontier Soldier

    Frontier Soldier New Member

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    Aug 24, 2011
    "That's funny right there, I don't care who you are, that's funny".
    Well, whoever said it, it is still funny!
     
  5. Fast Forward

    Fast Forward Member

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    Jul 16, 2011
    Chaska Minn
    Funny Stuff,,,Regardless
     
  6. watsisname

    watsisname Member

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    Jan 24, 2010
  7. jstgsn

    jstgsn Well-Known Member

    Nov 1, 2009
    Milford, Delaware
    Good ones. Hey Alpo, you know what's really funny?
     
  8. steve666

    steve666 New Member

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    Mar 19, 2010
    Indianapolis, IN
    What is really funny... If you can't take a joke, you are one!!!
     
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