JET FUEL

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  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    Subject: Jet Fuel



    Thibodaux and Boudreaux are a couple of drinking buddies who work as airplane mechanics in New Orleans. One day the airport is fogged in and they're stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.

    Boudreaux says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink." Thibodaux says, "Me, too. Y'know, I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.

    "You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Boudreaux wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels great. No hangover. No bad side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings. It's Thibodeaux.

    Thibodaux: "Hey, how do you feel this morning?

    Boudreaux: "Great!"

    Thibodeaux: "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

    Boudreaux: "No, that jet fuel is great stuff! , no hangovers, nothing. We oughta do this more often."

    Thibodeaux: "Yeah. Well, there's just one thing...."

    Boudreaux: "What's that?"

    Thibodeaux: "Have you farted yet?"

    Boudreaux: "No."

    Thibodeaux: " Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."
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  3. SixTGunr

    SixTGunr New Member

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    Now THATS a good one Chief ...... :D :D :D :D :D

    All I gotta do now is stop laffin' ...

    Six
  4. Hope 69/70

    Hope 69/70 New Member

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    Ditto what Six said..........LOL

    Come on Chief, you must have a few more where that one came from.....LOL


    Hope
  5. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    Dear Diary:

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house
    with those expensive double-pane energy efficient
    kind, but this week I got a call from the contractor,
    complaining his work had been completed a year
    ago, and I had yet to pay for them.

    Boy oh boy, did we go around and around!

    Just because I'm a blonde does not mean I'm
    automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him
    just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last
    year - namely, that in one year, the windows would
    pay for themselves.

    There was silence on the other end of the line,
    so I just hung up.
    I have not heard anything back.

    Guess I won that stupid argument.
  6. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Logical conclusion if that's what he said!!!!!

    Laffed so hard it hurt when I read your e-mail this mornin', Chief.
    :D :D :D :D
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