Jewish Taxicab Driver

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Dec 26, 2011.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

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    A drunk woman, completely naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City. The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

    She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

    The old man said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you, det vould not be proper vair I come from".

    She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs sweetie, what are you doing then?"

    He said, "Vell, I am looking and I'm looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride."
  2. geds

    geds New Member

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    Probably a credit card since they slide down a slot :eek:
  3. Grizz

    Grizz Active Member

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    LOL nice one!
  4. Capt Mac Turk

    Capt Mac Turk New Member

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    :dontknow: :eek:hmygosh: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :D

    good one

    Capt. Mac
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