Discussion in 'VMBB General Discussion' started by rooter, May 13, 2005.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona

    Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so
    they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Manuel
    answered, "Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties."

    The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as
    "unskilled" labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

    Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter." he replied.
    Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week.

    When Manuel found out he was furious. He stormed back into the
    office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his

    The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters
    are skilled labor. "

    "What skill?" yelled Manuel. "I sew da elastic on da panties, Pedro
    puts dem over his head and says: 'Yeah, diesel fitter.'"

  2. SixTGunr

    SixTGunr New Member

    Jan 18, 2002
    Southwest Missouri
    DAT L' WORK... :)

    Good One Chief! :D :D :D

    Six Out!
  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    O, my LAWD!!!!!
  4. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    Shows to go ya the intelligence of some of our nations employment counselors! What a Maroon!
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