Joke Responses?

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    Q: Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
    A: Because Chiffon wrinkles too easy.

    Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give
    birth to?
    A: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

    Q: While visiting Texas, your tour guide starts shouting
    Poo! Poo! Poo! What does that mean?
    A: Cattlecrossing....(Down Harlingen way..)

    Q: Warrpigg recently revealed that he firmly believes in them
    and has already seen them on at least two occasions.
    What are they?
    A: His FEET!

    Charlie D
    Special Note Piggy's Brother-in-Law)
    Anulanantham Suresh Joachim
    of Sri Lanka balanced on one foot
    76 hours and 40 minutes two weeks ago!



    warpig883
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    I had to use a mirror to do it.

    Course I gots dainty petite feets. Nuthin grows in the shade.


















    It ain't fat it's foreskin
    Just a ramblin' man

    AGunguy
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    Hey, I know a Rabbi that can fix you up, piggy.

    GG

    warpig883
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    Don't think I can bring myself to laugh at that one GG. OUCH

    AntiqueDr
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    Down here in Texas they make special chainsaw blades for that.


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