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  1. TTE

    TTE Member

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    You kind of have to visualize the end of this joke.


    A hot blond was driving her sports car down the road and it just stopped running.

    She pushed it into a service station and asked the mechanic to have a look at it.

    He asked what happened and she told him.

    He said OK, I'll have a look at it.

    Within 15 minutes, the mechanic had the sports car humming like brand new.

    The blond asked . . . what was wrong with it ?

    The mechanic said . . . ." just crap in the carburetor".





    The blond asked . . . . . . . . . . . . "How often do I need to do that ?"
  2. ofitg

    ofitg New Member

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    Traffic cop walks toward Blondie's car with his fly unzipped.

    "Oh NO", Blondie groans, "Not another breathalyzer test!"
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