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Judged by what you drink

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by cycloneman, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    Here is an email i recieved.




    > Drinks That Reflect
    > Personality
    >
    >
    >
    > Before you order a drink in public you should read this.
    > Seven New York City
    > bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
    > personality based on what she
    > drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on
    > almost all counts. The
    > results:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > WOMAN DRINKS AND WHO THEY ARE.
    >
    >
    >
    > Drink:
    > Beer
    >
    > Personality: Causal,
    > low-maintenance; down to earth.
    >
    > Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
    >
    >
    >
    > Drink:
    > Blender Drinks
    >
    > Personality: Flaky, whiny,
    > annoying; a pain in the ass.
    >
    > Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
    > cabana boy.
    >
    >
    >
    > Drink:
    > Mixed Drinks
    >
    > Personality: Older, more refined,
    > high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what
    > she wants.
    >
    > Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If
    > she's interested, she'll
    > send YOU a drink......
    >
    >
    >
    > Drink: Wine (does not include
    > White Zinfandel)
    >
    > Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated
    > yet giggles.
    >
    > Your Approach:
    > Tell her
    > you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
    >
    >
    >
    > Drink: White Zinfandel
    >
    > Personality: Easy; thinks she is
    > classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
    >
    > Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she
    > is..this should be an easy
    > target.
    >
    >
    >
    > Drink: Shots
    >
    >
    > Personality: Likes to hang with
    > pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
    >
    > Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have
    > been blessed. Nothing
    > to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
    >
    >
    >
    > Drink:
    > Tequila
    >
    > No
    > explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens
    > there.
    >
    >
    >
    > MAN DRINKS & WHO THEY ARE
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear
    > cut:
    >
    >
    >
    > Domestic Beer:
    > He's poor and wants to get laid.
    >
    > Imported
    > Beer:
    > He likes
    > good beer and wants to get laid.
    >
    > Wine: He is hoping that
    > the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him
    > get laid.
    >
    > Whiskey: He doesn't give a
    > damn about anything but getting laid.
    >
    > Tequila:
    > He
    > is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
    >
    > White
    > Zinfandel:
    > He's gay.
    >
    >
    >
  2. artabr

    artabr New Member

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    Probably pretty accurate. At lease they were on my drinks and goals.
    Bud & Turkey. ;) :eek: :D

    Glad those days are over. :D



    Art
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