Kids!

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  1. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

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    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:
    green, purple, red, orange, blue and yellow.

    The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

    Finally the young man said sarcastically: "What's the matter old timer... never done anything wild in your life?"

    Without batting an eye, the old man replied:

    "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."
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