Killer biscuits beware

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  1. satellite66

    satellite66 New Member

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    KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
    (the actual AP headline)

    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
    in Los Angeles and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to
    pick up some groceries.

    Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
    up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of
    her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while
    became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
    Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He
    asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot
    in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for
    over an hour.

    The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
    the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands
    from her head.

    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
    bread dough on the back of her head.
    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making
    a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
    hit her in the back of her head.

    When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
    dough thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but
    quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an
    hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

    Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain that's
    irrelevant.
  2. AL MOUNT

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    I'm not so sure......:p

    What a hoot....

    Going right now to send that to all my Dumbocrat friends.....thanks...:D
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    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    & i thought it was only a joke! :D

    Blonde & Democrat...Coincidence? ..I think not! :D
  5. Texman

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    That totally untrue story is sooooo old!! one of the urban legends

    Cute, but not true.
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    Heh, I heard that one before. Only because myth busters did a thing on it.
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