Killer Blonde Joke

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  1. Terry_P

    Terry_P New Member

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    A blond calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me.

    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.

    Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when it's finished?

    The blond says, According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a brief moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.

    He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .. he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. .


    Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.
  2. Willie

    Willie Active Member

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    That is tooooo good!:D:D:D:D:D
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