Late Easter Joke

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by satellite66, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. satellite66

    satellite66 New Member

    Oct 6, 2004
    Central NJ
    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
    The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
     
  2. :D & now you realize why divorce is so expensive...& worth it :D
     

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