Latex Gloves

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Latex Gloves

    Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you ' re going to smile when you think of this:

    A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
    Nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his Gloves.

    ' Do you know how they make these gloves? ' he asked.

    ' No, I don't, ' she replied.

    ' Well, ' he spoofed, ' there's a building in Canada with a big tank
    Of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves

    And throw them into boxes of the right size. '

    She didn't crack a smile.

    ' Oh, well. I tried, ' he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

    ' What's so funny? ' he asked.

    ' I was just envisioning how condoms are made! '

    (Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)
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