Laugh at the expense of liberals

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by FreeSovereign, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. FreeSovereign

    FreeSovereign New Member

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    A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

    The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

    Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

    Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .... I'm on disability!"
  2. jack404

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    hey dont need Jesus to get that reaction here , bloke with a disability got selected for the new joint replacement for his bum knee and refused as then he'd have to get a job

    and i've known his family for years and they are all calling him names ..

    but he gets $850 every 2 weeks
    government housing and all the other freebies

    he busted his knee drunk driving after being banned from driving because of his drinking

    now he can drink all he wants and the tax payer is paying and he dont want anything to change that , oh and he's a greens supporter ( as they'll keep on paying folks like him )

    wish i could get in line for a new knee, veteran affairs is a few years behind the rest of the public system
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