Laws of the Natural Universe

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  1. Mesen

    Mesen New Member

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    These are the laws of the natural universe

    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

    Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

    Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last

    Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

    Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

    Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

    Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

    Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.



    :rolleyes:
    see ya
    Bree
  2. SouthernMoss

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    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    So VERY true, Bree!!!!!!!!

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  4. pickenup

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    I can attest to at least a few of these. ;) :D :D
  5. berto64

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    You fergot 1, Bree,

    Inverse Law of Location..........You can't get there from here.
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