Lawyer & a Blonde

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  1. Eagle Guns

    Eagle Guns New Member

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    lawyer & a blonde


    A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
    flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if
    she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to
    take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to
    catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really
    easy and a lot of fun.

    He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't
    know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa."

    Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

    The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily
    win the match, so he makes another offer.

    "Okay, how about this, if you don't know the answer you pay me only
    $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

    This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
    end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
    earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
    pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

    Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
    with three legs, and comes down with four?"

    The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop
    computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone
    with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.

    Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows.
    All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally
    gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

    The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

    The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and
    asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
    four?"

    Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the
    lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep. :cool:
  2. SouthernMoss

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    Not such a dumb blonde, is she? :p :D
  3. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

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    heh...heh...heh

    Must'a been a bleached blonde....
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