Lawyer vs Bubba

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    City lawyer vs. Bubba

    A slick, big-city lawyer from the Northeast runs a stop sign in a small, backwoods Southern town and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy. The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than Bubba, the deputy, because he is certain that he can outsmart him since has a much higher IQ and a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy’s expense...........

    The deputy says, “License and registration, please.”

    The lawyer replies, “What for?”

    Deputy: “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign “

    Lawyer: “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”

    Deputy: “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”

    Lawyer: “What’s the difference?”

    Deputy: “The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”

    Lawyer: “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go without a ticket.”

    Deputy: “OK, exit your vehicle, sir.” At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-living crap out of the lawyer. Then, he says,

  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GO - -


  3. wolfgang2000

    wolfgang2000 New Member

    Dec 10, 2005
    Mountain Grove MO.
    It's a old cop joke, but I still love it!! :D :D :D :D
  4. :D knee-slapper! :D
    bubba's 1, lawyer 0
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