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  1. wolfgang2000

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    Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top of the tree to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.

    One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction."

    The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your mine." But withen a few minutes, up floated a stunning a RED head face up, totally naked, unconscious, without so much as a ring or earrings on her person.

    The two laywers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes , she was alive, warm and breathing.

    One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this gawd forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been a long, long, time!.....So do you think we should.........well you know........$cr&w her?.......

    "Out of WHAT????? asked the other.


    At least we know they were not Kennedys
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