Leasing vs. Purchasing . . .

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by mrkirker, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

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    Purchasing:

    The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
    This is Heather.




    Leasing:
    On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,

    charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.
    This is Kristen.





    Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex every night for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of $41.7 million.


    Value-added benefits are:
    - a 22 year old red-hot babe
    - no begging or coaxing
    - never a headache
    - plays all requests
    - no bitching or complaining
    - no 'honey-do' list
    Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.



    Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
  2. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    A most excellent financial analysis, sir.
    My compliments on your business acumen.
  3. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

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    hmm looks like i need to start Leasing!!!
  4. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

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    ampaterry, I can't take credit for this 'analysis', LOL! It was forwarded by my brother. I didn't mean to create the illusion that this was my creation. Sorry!
  5. 45nut

    45nut Active Member

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    Now that you mention it, leasing is sometimes the better option. :D
  6. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Then my compliments to your brother for doing it, and my compliments to you for posting it here!

    FUNNY!!!
  7. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

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    I'm in trouble, my wife was behind me when I read it and she heard me laugh :(:(
  8. 4EvrLearning

    4EvrLearning New Member

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    wow....how disheartening...based on the above criteria determining a woman's worth, I come out at an even $0.

    I give up.......
  9. kutaho

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    Some things transcend money
    You are invaluable.

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