Leasing vs. Purchasing . . .

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by mrkirker, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

    Jul 13, 2007
    Purchasing:

    The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
    This is Heather.




    Leasing:
    On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,

    charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.
    This is Kristen.





    Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex every night for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of $41.7 million.


    Value-added benefits are:
    - a 22 year old red-hot babe
    - no begging or coaxing
    - never a headache
    - plays all requests
    - no bitching or complaining
    - no 'honey-do' list
    Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.



    Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
     
  2. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
    A most excellent financial analysis, sir.
    My compliments on your business acumen.
     

  3. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

    Jan 9, 2009
    Snellville, GA
    hmm looks like i need to start Leasing!!!
     
  4. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

    Jul 13, 2007
    ampaterry, I can't take credit for this 'analysis', LOL! It was forwarded by my brother. I didn't mean to create the illusion that this was my creation. Sorry!
     
  5. 45nut

    45nut Well-Known Member

    Jul 19, 2006
    Dallas, TX
    Now that you mention it, leasing is sometimes the better option. :D
     
  6. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
    Then my compliments to your brother for doing it, and my compliments to you for posting it here!

    FUNNY!!!
     
  7. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

    Feb 21, 2009
    Coast of N.C.
    I'm in trouble, my wife was behind me when I read it and she heard me laugh :(:(
     
  8. 4EvrLearning

    4EvrLearning New Member

    Feb 27, 2009
    Left Coast
    wow....how disheartening...based on the above criteria determining a woman's worth, I come out at an even $0.

    I give up.......
     
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