Let Her dig

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  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    A man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night The woman would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

    Neighbors feared her. They believed she practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

    The woman liked the fact that she was feared. To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 68. Her husband had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, he went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

    His neighbors, concerned for his safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"

    The man put down his drink and said, "Let her dig. I had her buried upside down..."
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