LETTER TO ABBY--.

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    low2go
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    (7/2/01 10:48:56 am)
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    Dear Abby,
    My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated
    our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and
    supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue.
    He is a hard worker but many of his co-workers are leery of him. Every time
    he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs
    me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town
    knows he is a cheat. I don't know what to do.
    Signed Frustrated
    Dear Frustrated:
    You should dump him. Now that you are a New York Senator, you don't need
    him anymore.

    Genog
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    (7/2/01 11:04:34 am)
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    LMAO and ain't it the truth.
    Geno G

    mt pari
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    (7/2/01 11:34:37 am)
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    Whew, so relieved it was someone elses husband!!! I was wondering when I wrote that about my ex..lol


    Remf
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    (7/2/01 5:23:51 pm)
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    I was hoping it wasn't written by my wife. LOL

    Tac401
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    (7/4/01 12:26:21 pm)
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    DEAR ABBY, DEAR ABBY MY FEET ARE TOO LONG,
    MY HAIR'S FALL'IN OUT AND MY RIGHTS ARE ALL
    WRONG, EVERY SIDE I GET UP ON IS THE WRONG
    SIDE OF BED, IF IT WEREN'T SO EXPENSIVE I'D
    WHISHED I WAS DEAD!

    SIGNED, BEWILDERED


    BEWILDERED, BEWILDERED YOU HAVE NO COMPLAINT,
    YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU AIN'T WHAT YOU AIN'T,
    SO LISTEN UP BUSTER AND LISTEN UP GOOD, STOP
    WISH'IN FOR BAD LUCK AND KNOCK'IN ON WOOD!

    SIGNED, DEAR ABBY


    DEAR ABBY, DEAR ABBY WELL I NEVER THOUGHT, THAT
    ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD EVER GET CAUGHT, WE
    WERE SITT'IN IN THE BACK SEAT JUST'A SHOOT'IN THE
    BREEZE, WITH HER HAIR UP IN CURLERS AND HER PANTS
    TO HER KNEES!

    SIGNED, JUST MARRIED


    JUST MARRIED, JUST MARRIED YOU HAVE NO COMPLAINT,
    YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU AIN'T WHAT YOU AIN'T,
    SO LISTEN UP BUSTER AND LISTEN UP GOOD, STOP
    WISH'IN FOR BAD LUCK AND KNOCK'IN ON WOOD!

    SIGNED, DEAR ABBY

    Author, John Prine

    oneknight
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    JD,

    Very cute.......lol!



    homer4
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    (7/5/01 10:27:31 am)
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    I agree with ya Donna...wonder where everyone finds this stuff Huh.

    Enjoy it all.
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.
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