Life in Southern Califormia

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  1. Gunfyter

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    A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

    "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
    "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

    This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
    :D :D :D
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    Now that would be funny. :D :D :D
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