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  1. oscarmayer

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    A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)



    The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

    Red.....................Cherry
    Yellow................Lemon
    Green..................Lime
    Orange...............Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
    Of the children could identify the taste.

    The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
    Mother may sometimes call your father.'

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
    Yelled, 'Oh my God! They're butt-holes!


    The teacher had to leave the room!
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    Reminds me of a story -

    Which I will not tell.

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