Little Johnny....at it again

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by pickenup, Jan 22, 2005.

  1. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
    "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
    "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

    The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
    Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

    Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked .
    "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
     
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Those are pretty good, pick.
     

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