Little Patrick

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Marlin T, May 4, 2006.

  1. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a
    10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give
    you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 &
    your mother just lost her job.
    There's no way we can afford it."
    The next day the father saw little Patrick heading
    out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked,
    "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him,
    "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
    telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
    tell you to wait because she was coming too. And
    I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
    $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
     
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Gets funnier every time I read it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D :D :D
     
  4. meandmy45s

    meandmy45s New Member

    94
    Apr 22, 2006
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