Logic...

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  1. Gunfyter

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    Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,drinking beer.
    Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going throughlife without an education
    tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college andsign up for some classes."
    Bob agrees it's a good idea, and the two leave.

    Thenext day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of Admissions, who
    signs him up for the four basicclasses: Math, English, History, and logic.
    "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
    The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
    "Yeah."
    "Thenlogically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard."
    "That's true, I do have a yard."
    "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because youhave a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
    "Yes, I do have ahouse."
    "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
    "I have a family."
    "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, thenlogically you must have a wife."
    "Yes, I do have a wife."
    "And because youhave a wife, then logically you must be a Heterosexual."
    "I am aheterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that just becauseI have a weedeater."

    Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's handand leaves to go meet Bob at the bar.
    He tells Bob about his classes, how he issigned up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

    "Logic?" Bob says, "What'sthat?"
    Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?"
    "No."
    "Then you'rea queer."

    :eek: :cool:
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  5. Bruce FLinch

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    :D What if your weedeater is pink? :confused: :D
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    Then you are still in the closet! :D :D :D :D :D
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    great one man but I have two weedeaters
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    Oh, So, you macho guy ;) mine is broken :eek:
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    Does either one know about the other? Hmmmmm? ;) :eek: :D

    Pops
  10. Bruce FLinch

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    Weedeaters are like guns. They don't mind if you have more than one :) Hey Wolfgang, I keep my weedeater in the shed! :D & it's kind of pink..ish..red :D
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