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Lone Ranger & Tonto go camping

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Mar 13, 2006.

  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
    their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
    Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky,
    what you see?" Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.""What
    that tell you?" asked Tonto.Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it
    tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
    planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
    appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
    Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
    insignificant.
    Meteorologically,it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What's it
    tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo sh*t. Someone stole the
    tent.
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    So the Lone Ranger went to take a leak and got bit right on his member.

    He sent Tonto into town for snake bite medicine.

    The doc told Tonto to make two slits with knife and suck the poison out. Then administer the medicine.

    Tonto returns to the campsite, "Bad news kemsabe` doc say you gonna die."
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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto get captured by a group of outlaws, and are going to be hung. TLR begs for a final request - he wants to talk to Silver. After whispering in the horses ear for a minute, it rears up, waves its front legs, then takes of at a dead run.

    The outlaws stare at the dust trail, puzzled. Just as they get over their confusion, and get back to the lynching, Silver comes thundering back into their hideout with several showgirls on his back.

    The Lone Ranger smacks his forehead, then shouts at Silver: I said 'bring me the posse from town'!!!
  5. Bruce FLinch

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    Hi-Ho Silver! :D :D
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