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longevity secrets

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Jun 13, 2007.

  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    One day I saw an old lady sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

    "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."

    "That is absolutely amazing!" I told her.

    Then I asked, "Do you mind telling me how old are you?"

    "Twenty-four," she replied
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