Looking in themirror

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bobitis, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

    WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.


    MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..

    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY,

    OLD,

    BALD,

    WRINKLED FACED,

    FAT-A$$ED,

    GRAY-HAIRED,

    DECREPIT

    S-O-B

    ASKED,



    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???


     
  2. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009
    Colorado

  3. Warith

    Warith Member

    289
    Oct 20, 2010
    Belton, Mo
    Dang you know your old when your older than the old jokes :eek:

    Still funny though
     
  4. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    I'm 62, and I have caught myself refering to "An Older Couple" in conversation, only to realize after I had spoke that this couple I was talking about were around my age. And yes, I do look at folks my age, and wonder if I look as old as they do! Ya know in this life if you have good looks, and money, you're set. If you only have good looks, or money, you're still OK. But if you have neither life can be rough! AND GETTING OLD DON'T HELP!!!!!:mad::rolleyes::D
     
  5. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Location location
    Thanks, Bob... That was too funny.


    :D
     
  6. Zane71464

    Zane71464 Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2009
    Ohio NRA Member
    GOOD ONE! lol But the truth in it....oh boy..!:eek:
     
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