Love, Lust or Marriage

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  1. Diamondback

    Diamondback Active Member

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    How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

    LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
    LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
    MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

    LOVE when intercourse is called making love
    LUST all other times
    MARRIAGE what's intercourse?

    LOVE when you argue over how many children to have
    LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot
    MARRIAGE when you argue over money

    LOVE when you share everything you own
    LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
    MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything

    LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
    LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax
    MARRIAGE what's a climax?

    LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
    LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex
    MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts

    LOVE when you write poems about your partner
    LUST when all you write is your phone number
    MARRIAGE when all you write are check's

    LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
    LUST when you couldn't give a rip
    MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV

    LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
    LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
    MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent

    LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
    LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
    MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake

    LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them
    LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them
    MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them

    LOVE when nobody else matters
    LUST when nobody else knows
    MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows

    LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
    LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
    MARRIAGE when you never listen to music

    LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about
    LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about
    MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought

    LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
    LUST when you're only interested in one thing
    MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score
  2. targetacqmgt

    targetacqmgt New Member

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    Nah

    Love and marriage is about
    when you listen to music you BOTH enjoy and compromise to listen to HER stuff and finding out it is actually enjoyable IF you take the time to LISTEN

    when you find things to do together by inviting her to try some of your favorite things and YOU try some of hers (eg cooking)

    when you share in the "women's work" just to give her a regular break in routine

    when you get each other to SMILE to help each other get thru the day

    when you decide it is not YOUR money but OUR money- major purchases and small irregular purchase decisions are shared hopefully BEFORE they are made but if not possible explan WHY the quick buy was necessary.

    when you take turns writing checks to appreciate just how much is needed to run your household

    when you and your spouse pick together what to watch but have times where you each watch what you want-peprhaps when the other is doing chores?

    when no matter how grey, wrinkled, or depondent you love her as the first time you saw her in her wedding dress or OUT of it with your daily actions toward her.

    when you REALLY see her strengths and take advantage of them to get the family unit moving in a POSITIVE direction

    Just saying:)
  3. Appliancedude

    Appliancedude Well-Known Member

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    The last one should read

    LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
    LUST when you're only interested in one thing
    MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your TRAP score
  4. Hawg

    Hawg Active Member

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    Now ya done went and messed up a good joke.:p
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