Love Poems...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dcd_enterprises, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. dcd_enterprises

    dcd_enterprises New Member

    Oct 14, 2007
    Wheatland, Iowa
    THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

    I thought that I could love no other -
    That is until I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
    empty and so is your head.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace;
    But don't take that paper bag off your face.

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ...
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "Go to hell."

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime
     
  2. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

    Nov 15, 2006
    North Idaho
    Dang, I think someone stole these from me when I was still single and drinking on a full time basis.:D;) catfish
     

  3. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Location location
    We are so attached, you and I, my wife
    Though I wouldn't mind be detached with a butter knife...


    Life with you has been such sweet bliss
    That is, if you enjoy living in the abyss


    With us, love has been such sweet surrender
    How did you like the feel of my F250 fender?


    Never our commitment could I disavow
    If I'd killed you ten years ago, I'd be out by now

    Shall I go on?

    :D
     
  4. You is a Poet
    I did not know it
    But your shoes show it
    They're Longfellows:D
     
  5. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    Location location
    Yes even my lowly shoes show my love for you
    Just flip them over and you see the doo!

    LOL, this is getting bad. :D
     
  6. When we met, you were my only,
    now I think I'd rather be lonely. :D
     
  7. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
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  8. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
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    In our vows I swore "To you my love I will always be true".
    Parts of me are starting to look weird, is it normal to be shades of blue?
     
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