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Magic Sandals

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Feb 2, 2007.

  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Owyhee County, Idaho
    Magic Sandals

    A newly married couple are honeymooning in India. As they're walking through a
    bazaar they see a sign that reads: "Magic sandals. Guaranteed to improve your
    sex life." The couple walk into the shop and are greeted by the shopkeeper.
    "These magic sandals," he tells the wife, "will increase your husband's sex
    drive and make him an accomplished lover." The wife tells the shopkeeper that
    her husband wears a size 10, and that he'd like to try them on. So the husband
    sits down, puts on the sandals and gets a gleam in his eye that his wife has
    never seen before. The husband rips his pants off, bends the shopkeeper over the
    counter and goes to town. Frantically the shopkeeper screams, "The sandals!
    You've got them on the wrong feet!"

    AL MOUNT Active Member

    Oct 9, 2006
    Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark
    Durn......now we find out the problem.......

    Them "Hump-back Mountain" sheep/goat/each other...:eek: ...poken dudes

    musta been a wearing their boots with the toes a pointin outterds.....:D

    Whew......:eek: ......I'm glad I didn't start this thread......:D :D :D

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